tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18747563273399592202011-11-06T18:34:55.559-05:00A place to share the frustrations and joy of working with small humans and other fascinations of the worlds voicebox.Heliclawpterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15190742280725645490noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1874756327339959220.post-41496193854145859822010-03-15T16:36:00.002-04:002010-03-15T16:38:11.058-04:00They are quite creative at times.<br /><br /><br /> Breeze soft as cotton,<br /><br /> Gental harmless like sheep fur<br /><br /> Air must I have<br /><br /><br /><br /> His glove is like stars<br /><br /> There's a wisper in the air<br /><br /> The moonwalker's here<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1874756327339959220-4149619385414585982?l=heliclawpter.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Heliclawpterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15190742280725645490noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1874756327339959220.post-86452057478695458832010-03-14T11:57:00.003-04:002010-03-14T12:01:52.740-04:00Earlier this week in another class one of my 5th graders said "yo momma".<br /><br />To which another replied: <br /><br />"Oh yeah, yo momma is so stupid, she is like a shotgun, two pumps and she blows!"<br /><br />Thankfully, no one in hearing distance had the much needed "Background knowledge" required in order to understand the full meaning of the joke.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1874756327339959220-8645205747869545883?l=heliclawpter.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Heliclawpterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15190742280725645490noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1874756327339959220.post-78394326817772829182010-03-12T10:48:00.001-05:002010-03-14T11:56:25.242-04:00A student approached me as the classroom worked relatively silently. <br /><br />&#39;&#39;There is bwood on the toiwet seat. I think someone had their pewiod&#39;&#39;<br /><br />Not to worry though, it turned out to be glitter.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1874756327339959220-7839432681777282918?l=heliclawpter.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Heliclawpterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15190742280725645490noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1874756327339959220.post-74415811404972149072010-01-10T11:53:00.000-05:002010-03-14T11:55:42.998-04:00The question was posed: How would you explain the main idea of the story you just read?<br /><br />Answer: "Short sweet and straight to the point."<br /><br />Can't argue with that.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1874756327339959220-7441581140497214907?l=heliclawpter.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Heliclawpterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15190742280725645490noreply@blogger.com0